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AUZZIE IT

Aussie inventor — Only in Australia: Amazing Inventions or Questionable Solutions? Here in Australia – due the extremities we live with, we have invented some really brilliant items that are used by the world every single day. However, we have also done some really stupid things – like the army waging war on […]

Auzzie IT – Only in Australia: Amazing Inventions or Questionable ...

12 Sep, 2019 in AUZZIE IT tagged AUZZIE IT / business by Cate Schafing

Dealing with Clients from Hell - The Auzzie IT Way Its 1984, Australia is a land of opportunity. Everyone has a job and is working way to hard. Most people have a color TV and computers are only for the rich and successful. At this point I have been creating […]

AUZZIE IT – Amusing Stories – Dealing With Clients from ...

27 May, 2019 in AUZZIE IT tagged Aussie IT / AUZZIE IT / clients from hell / funny story by Cate Schafing

The Manic Printer Penfolds Winery has a lovely administration office and in the 1980’s they had a bunch of what was called Band printers. These printers did not print from dots in a print head, or spraying ink, or heating ink particles. Instead, there is a metal band that massively […]

AUZZIE IT – Amusing Stories – The Manic Printer

3 May, 2019 in AUZZIE IT tagged AUZZIE IT / business by Cate Schafing

Take Extreme Care When Opening Up Your PC In the 1990s Australia experienced one of its record breaking heatwaves. As a result PC’s have been failing in loads of places as they struggled to operate in the horrid conditions – specifically those in places without air conditioning. On this particular […]

AUZZIE IT – Amusing Stories – Take Extreme Care When ...

24 Apr, 2019 in AUZZIE IT / CRM-Map Blog tagged Aussie IT / AUZZIE IT / cleaning your pc / funny story / mouse / mouse in computer / opening your pc / snake / Snakes in computers / the dangers of being an IT technician / things you find in your pc by Cate Schafing

The CD-Rom Coffee Cup Holder One day I walked into a wholesaler called BMS and overheard a phone conversation. Technician: “Hello, BMS Support”. Customer: “Hi, BMS, I want to know if my coffee cup holder is covered under warranty?”. Technician: “Sorry, ma’am this is for Computer Support, are you […]

AUZZIE IT – Amusing Stories – CD Rom Coffee Cup ...

16 Apr, 2019 in AUZZIE IT / CRM-Map Blog tagged Aussie IT / AUZZIE IT / cd-rom / coffee cup / funny story / government / miss use / void warranty / warranty by Cate Schafing

When Computer Parts Fly Working in IT is meant to be safe. The most dangerous it can get is when you’re installing a new update on your computer or being hit by the famous Blue Screen of death after not saving your work. But in 1987 I discovered just how […]

AUZZIE IT – Amusing Stories – When Computer Parts Fly

11 Apr, 2019 in AUZZIE IT tagged Accede Maps / Aussie IT / AUZZIE IT / funny story / keyboard / throwing computer / thrown computer / when computers fly by Cate Schafing

The Most Expensive "Any" Key Its 1985, MS Dos has replaced CPM and us geeks are arguing about whether PC or MS Dos is more stable. Currently I am writing a database for some indigenous communities to calculate how much federal money is to be sent to Aboriginal run sites such […]

AUZZIE IT – Amusing Stories – The Most Expensive “Any” ...

3 Apr, 2019 in AUZZIE IT / CRM-Map Blog tagged amusing stories / Any Key / Aussie IT / AUZZIE IT / business / funny stories / IT stories / IT Support / support by Cate Schafing